Names have been changed to protect the innocent...and my husband...and me...but not the dog. His name is Dexter.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Heard Around Here Lately

First Up.....Babs

Conversation in the car.....
Me:  That's Kristina's street.  Or the street to get to Kristina's.  (random...I know....I'm a great conversationalist)
Babs:  Kristina?!?!  In my class?!  That's where she lives?!?!  (with great excitement)
Me:  No, Sweetie.  That's where my friend Kristina lives.  I don't know where the Kristina in your class lives.
Babs:  Oh.  I thought you were talking about my friend Kristina and I was like wwhhhaaaaaaatt?  (said in true Psych fan fashion) (Side note...I promise I haven't let her watch it.  She must be absorbing it in her sleep.)
*****
Next up....CG

Watching Taylor Swift on late night TV when she mentions being a Sagittarius.
Me:  Hey, I'm a Sagittarius like Taylor Swift.
CG:  Really?  (totally surprised)
Me:  Seriously, we've been married ten years and you didn't know I'm a Sagittarius?! 
CG:  Well...um....didn't they just change it or something. 
Me:  Yes, but I'm still a Sagittarius.
CG:  So...have you always been a Sagittarius?
Me:  Laughing like a crazy person so it doesn't really matter how he tries to logically explain himself
CG:  Becoming greatly annoyed but I'm still laughing like a crazy person....
*****
And last but not least.....Lolly

Lolly:  Mommy, what are you doing?
Me:  Just finishing up a blog post, sweetie.  What's up?
Lolly:  Um....does anyone even read your blog?
Me:  Uh.....yeah....I think so....
Lolly:  Really?!?!  Huh..... (totally shocked)
Me:  .........

4 comments:

hairyshoefairy said...

Hahahaha! Lolly's comment is the best. I'm sure my kids think the same thing.

Emily said...

Okay, that made me laugh pretty hard.

Barbaloot said...

I'm proof that at least 3 people read your blog. And I love that your daughter is quoting Psych! My cousin and I 'whaaaaaat' each other all the time:)

Kristina P. said...

I feel privileged to be stalked by you.

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