Names have been changed to protect the innocent...and my husband...and me...but not the dog. His name is Dexter.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

True Confessions

I think it's time for some confessions.  We need some good, old fashioned, tawdry confessions to brighten these bitterly cold days of January that truly do suck the life out of us all.  I'll go first.....

  • I'm still not over my weirdness with listening to FM 100. 
  • I actually keep a heating pad in my car on my seat and plug it in every time I go anywhere.
  • It's my white trash version of heated seats and I'm totally okay with that.
  • I gave up drinking soda three weeks ago.  Even the precious Mountain Dew.
  • Since then I have gained three pounds.  
  • I'm turning into a bitter old woman with a gray hair that gains more weight with each healthy choice I make.
  • Again....bitter.
  • I'm convinced that my blood is actually half Mountain Dew.
  • Surprisingly, quitting the Mountain Dew has not been as hard as I thought it would be.
  • I'm finding that's the case with most things that I think will be hard....just jumping in is the hardest part and then it gets easier from there. 
  • My phone is making me a lazy typist.  
  • I originally typed "typer" but it seems that is not actually a word.
  • I love Auto Correct and the more ridiculous it is, the more I love it.
  • My favorite so far is about flaunting toilets.  I won't go camping without them.
  • I've completely lost my mind and gone in to full fledged delusions.  The current delusion is that I actually have the capacity to run a half marathon.  
  • Once I start training, I'm pretty sure I'll gain fifty pounds.
  • Oh, the bitterness.....it is multiplying.  
  • Probably like my gray hairs.  
And now it's your turn.  Tell me some of your shallowest, lightest secrets.  Anything to take my mind off the extra three pounds and lack of Mountain Dew in my life.
  

4 comments:

Emily said...

I drink far too many Sonic Diet Cokes.
I have a secret stash of treats that's not so secret...and then a truly secret stash of treats no one knows about.
I don't like to share food.

Carrie Barnett said...

I know how sick Reese's make me, and I still sometimes have one (and then suffer the next day).
I love a good romance novel.
I don't run, but if you ever want to go walking when it warms up above freezing, let me know.

stacy said...

I can eat a whole large tub of movie popcorn by myself. After dinner...

Kristina P. said...

I just ate chia seeds on my Greek yogurt. It was gross.

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