Cricket 1: Dude. Has it really been over two months since anything has been posted on this lame blog?!
Cricket 2: Yes. Maybe she fell off the treadmill and hit her head and has amnesia and can't remember the password. We should probably send flowers.
Cricket 1: Rrrrriiiiiggggghhhtttt.
Cricket 2: Do you miss her?
Cricket 1: Eh....not really.
***crickets go back to chirping***