It's been a while since I talked about my teeth. I bet y'all have been wondering just what they have been up to. Because my teeth are exciting and oh so newsworthy.
I have one molar left on the bottom left side of my jaw. And it's kind of broken. And has been for a while. This is the third time it's abscessed. The THIRD time. For the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
Tomorrow I'm having it pulled. Then I'll have to get dental implants so that I actually have molars on the bottom half of my mouth for to chew. Because I'm fancy like that. I'm seriously thinking about getting a t-shirt that says "I have implants" across the front. We'll see if that actually happens.
On the bright side, you don't need teeth to eat ice cream.