Technology is a beautiful thing. Beautiful. And I just can not seem to keep up with it! Blogging, Vlogging, Facebooking, Tweeting.....it's all fabulous. And yet I can't keep up! How do you do it?! No really, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL?!?!
I really enjoying blogging, but does anyone actually remember the last time I posted anything even mildly entertaining? Anyone? Buehler?! I enjoy Vlogs. Other people's Vlogs. I don't Vlog. The beauty of a blog is that I don't have to be a beauty to write it. I can write in my jammies. Without make-up. Or basic personal hygiene. I probably couldn't Vlog in my jammies. Plus, with a Vlog, you'd be able to hear my voice. And let me tell you, it's not a pretty sound. Kind of like Minnie Mouse. On helium. And probably with a funny accent that everyone but me can hear. Last night a telemarketer started laughing when I told him how old I was because he didn't believe me. But I figure that even though I won't look young forever, at this rate, I will sound young forever.
The thing I love about Facebook is reading people's updates. I try to come up with clever updates but I usually end up talking about our dog running away or carpet. Riveting. And Twitter. Seriously, I'm the biggest dork on Twitter. I think it's distinctly possible that I'm just not getting it. Twitter is just not that into me.
I think I need a Technological Intervention.
On a completely unrelated note, my face still hurts. Is it supposed to still hurt a week later? Is that normal? I really don't know. But it is annoying.
Sometimes I wonder if I might possibly be a little ADD.