Names have been changed to protect the innocent...and my husband...and me...but not the dog. His name is Dexter.

Monday, June 16, 2008

A Little Religion To Start our Week Off Right

I thought I would post a little something funny to perk up our Monday. This is our official non-PC joke of the day.

Religious Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, one of the largest department store chains.

He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. “I’d like to

buy a bra for my wife”

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?”

“Look Around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,” replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”

Still confused the man asked “What is the difference between them?”

The lady responded “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

I wonder what the Mormon bra would be? Any ideas?!


Trace said...

I don't know how well it would support, but it would cover your whole chest for modesty and be lined with the same lace on garments. It wouldn't breathe very well and no size would properly fit anyone.
I would hope it has some lifting power because after we all nurse our ten children, we will need help!

Happy Granny said...

Also, it would only come in white, be the perfect nursing bra and make a lovely flag for the top of the flagpole at girl's camp each summer..Really, a must have for all multi-tasking supermoms, regardless of what calling they have at any given time.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

And it would come with a built in 72 hour kit!

Happy Granny said...

Wow, I'll take two :)

Brad and Jenn said...

I loved this post! I literally was lauging out loud!!

Trish the Dish said...

Yeah, and it would make a great centerpiece for Relief Society, too.

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