Heard Around Here Lately

First Up.....Babs

Conversation in the car.....
Me:  That's Kristina's street.  Or the street to get to Kristina's.  (random...I know....I'm a great conversationalist)
Babs:  Kristina?!?!  In my class?!  That's where she lives?!?!  (with great excitement)
Me:  No, Sweetie.  That's where my friend Kristina lives.  I don't know where the Kristina in your class lives.
Babs:  Oh.  I thought you were talking about my friend Kristina and I was like wwhhhaaaaaaatt?  (said in true Psych fan fashion) (Side note...I promise I haven't let her watch it.  She must be absorbing it in her sleep.)

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Next up....CG

Watching Taylor Swift on late night TV when she mentions being a Sagittarius.
Me:  Hey, I'm a Sagittarius like Taylor Swift.
CG:  Really?  (totally surprised)
Me:  Seriously, we've been married ten years and you didn't know I'm a Sagittarius?! 
CG:  Well...um....didn't they just change it or something. 
Me:  Yes, but I'm still a Sagittarius.
CG:  So...have you always been a Sagittarius?
Me:  Laughing like a crazy person so it doesn't really matter how he tries to logically explain himself
CG:  Becoming greatly annoyed but I'm still laughing like a crazy person....

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And last but not least.....Lolly

Lolly:  Mommy, what are you doing?

Me:  Just finishing up a blog post, sweetie.  What's up?

Lolly:  Um....does anyone even read your blog?

Me:  Uh.....yeah....I think so....

Lolly:  Really?!?!  Huh..... (totally shocked)

Me:  .........