Conversation in the car.....
Me: That's Kristina's street. Or the street to get to Kristina's. (random...I know....I'm a great conversationalist)
Babs: Kristina?!?! In my class?! That's where she lives?!?! (with great excitement)
Me: No, Sweetie. That's where my friend Kristina lives. I don't know where the Kristina in your class lives.
Babs: Oh. I thought you were talking about my friend Kristina and I was like wwhhhaaaaaaatt? (said in true Psych fan fashion) (Side note...I promise I haven't let her watch it. She must be absorbing it in her sleep.)
Watching Taylor Swift on late night TV when she mentions being a Sagittarius.
Me: Hey, I'm a Sagittarius like Taylor Swift.
CG: Really? (totally surprised)
Me: Seriously, we've been married ten years and you didn't know I'm a Sagittarius?!
CG: Well...um....didn't they just change it or something.
Me: Yes, but I'm still a Sagittarius.
CG: So...have you always been a Sagittarius?
Me: Laughing like a crazy person so it doesn't really matter how he tries to logically explain himself
CG: Becoming greatly annoyed but I'm still laughing like a crazy person....
And last but not least.....Lolly
Lolly: Mommy, what are you doing?
Me: Just finishing up a blog post, sweetie. What's up?
Lolly: Um....does anyone even read your blog?
Me: Uh.....yeah....I think so....
Lolly: Really?!?! Huh..... (totally shocked)